January 26, 2013
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Hello from beautiful Acapulco,
Last weekend I proudly stated that for the first time in memory I had not been sent to the back room at Canadian customs in Vancouver. So much for that streak.
I actually did end up in a back room at the Vancouver airport, but it was as I attempted to egress through US customs a few days later with, unfortunately, a connecting flight through the western version of North Korea.
I was waved forward for my interview with a robot named "Gonzalez". He spent about 10 minutes reading through all the things that have been written about me at prior interrogations and he then peered at me.
"You ever been arrested?" he prodded.