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The Weekend Vigilante December 1, 2012
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Hello from Acapulco,
I had a rough start to my week as I was forced to go to the slave processing center (passport office) to ask permission from a group of people operating on behalf of a criminal enterprise if they would allow me to travel with my six year old daughter who had yet to be the unproud owner of a slave card (passport).
We are planning a family and work vacation over Christmas and beyond through Central and Eastern Europe as well as parts of Africa and, of course, travel in the so-called free world is not allowed without permission.
As we approached the passport office my wife did the same thing she does everytime we go through customs in any country we visit. She asked me to promise her I wouldn't fight with them. She said, "It's for our daughter, don't ruin this for her."
I took a deep breath, as I always do after this request, then nodded my head and said, "I promise I won't fight with them."
After having to get up very early (something I despise doing) for an appointment whose time they choose we waited a few hours in your typical government office with all the plastic chairs and overflowing with people standing to the sides, all waiting to get called forward by the overseers. Eventually (finally) we were called. The amount of paperwork we had to provide had taken all week for my wife to gather and she had checked and double checked that she had everything they requested.
The middle-aged woman began sifting through all the paperwork. She was a very average looking woman just like many you'd see on the streets of town... you would never guess that she worked for the mafia. About a minute later she shoved the papers back to us with cold eyes, "You are missing two photocopies of this document," she said.
In typical Mexican fashion my wife replied very politely that she wasn't aware that two photocopies of that particular document were necessary. It finally got to the point where the woman firmly asserted that we need those two photocopies and we'll just have to make another appointment (which takes a week to receive usually) and come back and do this all again then.
My blood was already starting to boil, but with a calm voice I asked, "Surely you must have a photocopier here in this office?"
Her eyes got even colder as she shook her head. She then said in an even sterner voice, "You NEED two photocopies!"
My wife grabbed my arm as she knew what was coming.
"How can you not have a photocopier? The Mexican Government and even many Mexican stores love photocopies of things more than any entity I've ever known!" I stated with a slightly raised voice.
It was then that her eyes seem to get even colder and she stared beyond me, not responding. Nothing was going to stop what happened next.
"So you think you have some sort of right to tell me and my daughter where we can go and what we can do? Do you enjoy this job, being the gatekeeper to allowing people to do things and finding the smallest reason to say no? What kind of person accepts this type of job? What kind of a sick person works for the state?" I shouted.
My wife had already grabbed my daughter and moved away as the woman motioned for security.
"Keep up the great work, you bitch," I said as I motioned to the now closing in security guards that I'll leave peacefully. As I walked out I admonished to the people sitting in their seats, averting their eyes so as not to become involved in the situation and I asked, "Why do you people put up with this? You're all a bunch of slaves, you know that right?".
No one replied.
On the drive home, without permission to travel, my anarchist wife admitted her whole frustration with the thing, but said she just doesn't do what I did because she doesn't want to risk them disallowing our daughter a right to travel because of our actions.
"Oh well," I said, finally calming down. "We'll just have to wait another week and try again."
My wife responded, "Yes, it's okay anyway because we still have to get our two chihuahuas microchipped for them to be allowed to go to Germany."
Wonder why a lot of anarchists drink so much?
THANK GOD FOR THE FREE MARKET
The silly part is that in almost any situation of government restriction the free market always finds a way around it.
This assertion is evident in currency black markets as we are seeing in Argentina among other places. People trading their rapidly devaluing local currency for the US dollar, which by comparison is stable. Are they getting the optimal deal? No, but they are getting the best deal they believe they can get at that point in time. Otherwise they wouldn't trade. Black markets, or free markets as I call them, exist to address the inherent inefficiencies of a managed economy.
As another example, after ranting on Facebook about my passport experience, Randy H. from Panama told me that they have a similar problem there with government offices that require photocopies of everything but have no photocopier! He said that outside many government offices there are entrepreneurs on the street with small generators hooked up to photocopiers and printers to help people. If only a smart Mexican entrepreneur would do the same thing I would have had a happier experience!
Thank god for the free market... it is the only bright spot of hope amongst all this statism. It serves to give you whatever you want, whenever you want it, no matter how many rules and regulations there are to the contrary. Take the prohibition of plants (Drug War). There are millions of people in costumes with guns infecting this planet to try to stop people from getting the plants and I've still never found a place where you can't get the plants. Entrepreneurs (deemed "narcos" by the state) build submarines, dig tunnels, fly drones and risk kidnapping or murder trying to get their products to voluntary customers.
Earlier today, I responded to another Facebook post where a person was debating me and saying that the free markets cause poverity and is unfair. The person, an accounting major who said he has figured out the best system for humans to live under lobbied for something he called, "Responsible Capitalism".
Jack Blaylock, a TDV subscriber came to my defense and responded from an outdoor table while having breakfast in Probolingo, East Jawa (TDV subscribers are rarely boring!) and I found his post so well written I want to include it here:
Not much more I can add to that!
Except this photo, another beautiful example of how the free market always finds ways around the government initiated violence.
The free market wins again!
A GREAT XMAS GIFT FOR YOUR IMMORAL (STATIST) FRIENDS AND FAMILY
After way too long, Doug Casey has finally put out another book. For those who read Conversations with Casey it may be redundant as it is a collection of those conversations but this book may be the perfect thing to help unlock the minds of your friends and family who still believe in the state... and all matter of other incorrect things!
The book, perfectly titled, "Totally Incorrect" just may be the thing you need to get your statist friends and family to think. I can't think of a better starter book, not just because it doesn't just focus on politics but thinks deeply about religion and other important topics, but because Doug always comes across with a smirk. Much like comedians, Doug injects a lot of humor into his writing to disarm those who grasp so dearly to completely ludicrous constructs.
Because of this, a book like this can be the gateway drug to better critical thinking and seeing the fallacies surrounding us. I can't think of a better book to do so. Certainly, wrapping up a Murray Rothbard book or a Ludwig von Mises book as a gift for Christmas to an otherwise virgin to these concepts will just be met with confusion. It takes a bit of mind-opening before you can get on to some of the great classical works that Jack mentioned above.
That's why I am excited about this book. I'll be getting one for a few people I know and I hope you do the same. Who knows, they may start to see the state not as a necessary evil but as an unnecessary one... and then we'll have non-violent peace and prosperity... otherwise known as anarchy. They'll also learn the true meaning of that word in the book!
Please distribute widely! Click here to purchase!
A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS
I noticed recently that our friends at antiwar.com, who operate by donation, have been in financial difficulties. To me, the fact that is the case is incredibly sad. I can't even believe the world needs a website called anti-war.com! I mean, who is pro-war? They might as well be pro-murder and pro-rape too. While trillions are literally shoved into the military industrial complex, the anti-war side lives on mere scraps... perhaps that is a commentary on how screwed up this world really is.
I just noticed, however, that donations have started to flood in and they say they are only $4,000 away from being back on their feet! That's an incredibly small amount to keep a bastion of freedom operating. If everyone reading this were to just donate $0.05 it would easily surpass it.
If you are thankful for their existence and work, please consider a small contribution to their efforts at antiwar.com.
VIDEO OF THE WEEK
I did a fun interview this week with Phil Mackesy of This Week In Money. The other guest on the show was Doug Casey, so if you wish to listen to the full show in audio click here. Or just to see my segment in video click here or on the video below. All three of my dogs had small supporting roles as they sauntered in and out of the video from time to time, if you are a dog lover. Or if you are a cat lover, one of my kittens made a surprise entrance on the latest edition of Anarchast with TDV subscriber Jan van Vliet recorded at my house in Acapulco here.
UNTIL NEXT WEEK
There seems to be no end to parties in Mexico and today happens to be my one year wedding anniversary which, of course, entails a nice romantic dinner with my wife and then drinking and dancing with friends at one of the dozens of world-class discotheques in Acapulco.
So, until next week, keep fighting in the free market!
Anarcho-Capitalist. Libertarian. Freedom fighter against mankind’s two biggest enemies, the State and the Central Banks. Jeff Berwick is the founder of The Dollar Vigilante, CEO of TDV Media & Services and host of the popular video podcast, Anarchast. Jeff is a prominent speaker at many of the world’s freedom, investment and gold conferences including his own, Anarchapulco, as well as regularly in the media including CNBC, CNN and Fox Business.
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