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Feeling great? Healthy? Happy to be alive?
Oh no! You might have a killer disease!
Let’s test to make sure. Hold still – this will only be a little uncomfortable…
The ‘brain scraping’, ‘brain stabbing’ or ‘brain tickling’ swabs have until recently been considered the gold standard of testing. This is how it works:
“You remove your mask and blow your nose to clear your nasal passages. Then you try not to sneeze, cough or gag while a health worker inserts a long, flexible shaft about 12cm up your nose and into the back of your throat (until there’s resistance). They then swivel the swab against the back of your throat.
“The distance for insertion is significant. Close your eyes and imagine a thin shaft being inserted the length of the space between your nostrils and the outer opening of the ear. The health worker needs to rotate the swab to maximize contact with the contents in the back of the nose before removing it.”
Sounds lovely.
But don’t fear, because now you can just line up for a rapid saliva-based SARS-CoV-2 virus test which is faster and allegedly more reliable. Because that old brain scraping PCR test, which they forced on people all over the world, is now known to generate false positives, partly because it detects the virus over a greater length of time. (Imagine my surprise).
Or, according to the CDC website – you don’t have to get tested at all! (https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/testing-overview.html)
At the end of August, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) changed technical language on its website on who should get a COVID-19 test, a move that has baffled public health officials.
The CDC’s previous recommendation calls for testing all close case contacts. The guidelines now read:
“If you have been in close contact (within 6 feet) of a person with a COVID-19 infection for at least 15 minutes but do not have symptoms, you do not necessarily need a test unless you are a vulnerable individual or your health care provider or State or local public health officials recommend you take one.”
The great backpedaling/face-saving cover up has begun.
But not before the angry crowds in France and Germany become much angrier.
Canadians too. (One can only hope).
Because not only are you being carted off to unknown quarantine camps without your permission, pretty soon you will be part of the Socialist Dream Scheme.
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