“Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, has-beens and have-nots,
get ready for The Greatest Show on Earth!
Wanted a little diversion? Were you talked into it?
Couldn’t afford tickets to Anarchapulco, was that it?
Whatever it was, you are in for a treat with The Lucy and Jeff Show:
Death defying acting
Incredible acts of bravery
The best clowns in the world
We have all of that and more!
Roll up! ROLL UP!
Cower in terror as Ripple takes a swan dive, complete without a safety net.
Gasp in disbelief as the Dr. Fraudci the Incredible does a double backflip – again!
…and scream with excitement as Silver takes a jaw-dropping leap
Ladies and gentlemen… take your seats…
Let me introduce you to the ingredients which make up today’s feast of a show.
- First off, please give a respectful hush to the people in Vienna and Denmark who’re standing up to tyranny.
- Then look over to the South, where we have two million sheepish Australians in lockdown after one coronavirus case was found.
- And in the North, the UK gov is “coming down hard” on the ultra-vicious South African strain. To 80,000 selected Brits: It is imperative that you stay at home, and that you get a test, even if you don’t have symptoms.
- Last, but not least, no-no-not-least-at-all, the Swiss are voting on government’s Covid restrictions.
That’s right folks, it’s a circus, and you have front row seats!”
NOW, after that short break, let me point you in the direction of the most gravity defying Act in the world right now: Cryptocurrency!
Book your seat now for the TCV Virtual Summit, where we have a fine selection of world-class performers, showing off their magic tricks when it comes to making profit.
“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.”
– George Carlin