Okay, I don’t want to alarm you, but it looks like it’s time to brush up on your Survival Skills In Case Of A Zombie Apocalypse.
Lucy and I discuss more real-time examples in today’s show, but here are some obscure hints:
Besides the fact that Nostradamus predicted that the undead would rise in 2021, there is an entire section on the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) website dedicated to Zombie preparedness. (https://www.cdc.gov/cpr/zombie/)
This from the CDC’s blog: “If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas.” (https://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/)
I shit you not.
You can even download your own Zombie Preparedness Poster from the CDC website at https://www.cdc.gov/cpr/zombie/00_docs/zombie_poster.pdf
Or download the CDC’s “Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic” graphic novel that demonstrates the importance of being prepared in an entertaining way that people of all ages will enjoy. Readers follow Todd, Julie, and their dog Max as a strange new disease begins spreading, turning ordinary people into zombies. Included is your own personal preparedness checklist. (https://www.cdc.gov/cpr/zombie/novel.htm)
By the way, this is not old or fake info –– the CDC last reviewed these pages on September 28, 2020, so it’s as fresh as a brain-snack prepared by Chef Lecter –– and served as a delicacy to the wealthy global elite who thoroughly enjoy squeezing whipped cerebrum from a toothpaste tube onto caviar-gilded blini.
Bad taste or predictive programming? You decide –– but only after watching today’s show, in which I’ll give you a few more reasons why the soulless undead isn’t just fiction –– they really walk among us.
The future’s looking bleak, but there are a few hacks if you don’t feel like being the main ingredient in brain tacos for the globalists. One of which is getting your ass to Mexico right now! Where, if your tourist or residency visa has expired, you can now apply for up to 4 years of temporary residency without leaving Mexico!
“The year the Great Unwashed became the Great Brainwashed” –– Jeff Berwick