The difference between the brain-sucking, flesh-devouring undead and the Hell Ministers of most of the world is just a…wafer-thin mint.
I mean have you seen Mr. Creosote, hell minister of Quebec?
And Ms. Creosote, hell minister of Denmark?
Not to forget Cousin IT Creosote, Biden’s pick for deputy hell secretary of the USSA?
(If you don’t know who Creosote is, don’t worry, it’s in today’s video!)
Then there are the skinny ones, who’s fighting-for-fresh-flesh skills aren’t that great, probably because they’re too pale and puny to get in the mosh pit with people like the headbanging leftist who blames the Republicans for her disappearing democracy. (Lucy and I had a good laugh at that one!)
Back to the feeble and fatigued: I’m of course referring to Mr/Mrs Tam from Kanada and the Los Angeles Public Hell Director who at least seems to be a real woman and who hasn’t yet joined her Pennsylvania counterpart Rachel/Ralph Levine in proposing gender-confirmation surgery and hormone therapy for minors.
Of course, it isn’t the one criticized for wanting children to go under the knife without parental consent. No, that honor goes to Republican Senator Rand Paul who dared to compare children taking hormones or undergoing gender-confirmation surgery to genital mutilation.
“For most of our history, we have believed that minors don’t have full rights and that parents need to be involved,” Paul continued. “We should be outraged that someone’s talking to a three-year-old about changing their sex.”
He then asked if Dr Levine believed minors are “capable of making life-changing decisions as changing one’s sex?”
Levine sidestepped the question.
Even Monty Python’s comedy troupe couldn’t imagine the surreal satire of life in 2021. Go ahead, take your pick which Flying Circus you want to watch today:
Jeff and Lucy and the Holy Cows; or
The Meaning of Life with Jeff and Lucy.
And now for something completely different…
Buy Bitcoin and Monero before Bill shuts down the power.
Buy your tickets for the livestream to Anarchapulco.
“We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.”