Israel: Oy vey! Our apologies for the Star Wars blunder. Good thing almost no one noticed and we’ve done an excellent conspiracy-nut hatchet job on those who did. Inconvenient truths now ricochet like water off Chris the Sheep’s back!
USSA: Duck? Duck Gone.
Europe: Yes, that was unfortunate. As was the discovery of the film set in Ukraine. No more mistakes comrades. There are only so many search engines we can Let’s be sophisticated about this. First, we start treating covid as the flu. That way they’ll never find out about the VAIDS thing.
China: Standing by with new horror stories from the east – in case we need a Plan B.
USSA: Send in the TikTokkers!
Ausjalia: Are you out of your mind, mate? It’s like flogging a dead duck. The fever! The sore throat! The coughing! The blahs! The flu? Who would believe it?
Kanada: And lose this golden opportunity to steal money and crypto and publicly brand black sheep, eh?
USSA: Keep calm and blame Putin. No, Trump. No, Putin. Aargh, just sniff some vodka. Or gasoline. Or a kid.
Russia: На здоровье!
Europe: Next, once everyone has war fatigue and the food runs dry – thank you Russia and Ukraine for your sterling performance in this regard – we’ll fully launch Deltacron and demand the fourth dose later this year. Can’t be “fully vaccinated” without your fourth dose, mesdames et messieurs. Then, we hit them with our friend Kill Gates’ ID2020 – pardon, ID2022 – brought to you by the trusty folks over at the WHO and WEF. We’ll re-animate Dr. Fraudci then too.
The plan is well on track ladies and gentlemen.
*collective evil laugh*
Europe: Please, no more evil laughing colleagues. It’s affecting our Google Code of Conduct.
Africa: *ze crickets*
Mexico: More tacos, Lucy? How about a boat ride? Or a long walk on the beach?
Hey, I know, it’s a tough life, but someone has to do it. Just like someone has to call these liars out and show others how to play them at their own game.
Like today’s video, which has over an hour of us pointing out the lies and scams and misinformation tricks of the trade.
And, like the upcoming TCV workshop on Tcvworkshop.com…
“If you employ an army, have money, bombard cyberspace with misinformation, innocent people tend to buy it.” – Kapil Sibal