What came first?
Smallpox vaccines, or Autoimmune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS)?
Vaccine Induced Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV), or Monkeypox?
Billy Wanka’s miracle elixir, or young, healthy and fit people dying for no apparent reason whatsoever?
It’s a SADS, SADS situation.
And, talking of fowl play… Why did the chicken cross the road?
Well, if you ask the dean of Brown Medical School, you could pick from the following answers:
- In which constellation did this crossing occur?
- Was the chicken crying?
- Are you assuming it’s a chicken because of the identity assigned to it at birth?
I really don’t care if they/them are pink, purple, or an alien squid baby that bats for Uranus.
I care very much if you force your choices on those who don’t want to be saddled with them…
Taking your toddler to a drag show and encouraging him to put a dollar bill down a half-naked half-man’s panties… is on par with handing over your kid to a manic, giggling pregnant man in a top hat in return for a lifetime’s supply of chocolate.
Cue the Tunnel Scene from “Billy Wanka and the Vaccine Factory”, the story of an seemingly benign psypsychopathic billionaire who lures unsuspecting children and their guardians into his chocolate factory to endure potentially life-threatening tests so that he can secure an heir. And yes, the factory is powered by the slave labor of musically inclined future Tik Tok dancers…
The Gay of Reckoning has got to be near. Because I can’t imagine crazy getting crazier.
In today’s video, Lucy the Badger and I talk about some of the things that makes this Pride Month in our world.
Also shitcoins and shitholes.
It’s a stinkin’old job, but someone’s gotta do it!
“There’s No Earthly Way Of Knowing Which Direction They Are Going.” – Willy Wonka