Things that have gone out of style these past 2.5 years:
Summer. It’s now called Climate Change and it causes strokes.
Winter. The season of death and destruction, so much flu… and strokes.
Tea. Makes your blood sticky which leads to strokes.
Sleep. You got it… strokes.
Melting glaciers. A petri dish for more pandemics.
Women. What is a woman?
Men. Unless they look, dress, and act like women.
Teslas. And gas. WTF!?
And, rational behavior.
In comparison, 2022’s Hot & Trendy list includes:
Ninja covaids, Centaur covaids, Monkeypox covaids.
Zombies! Because they’ll never go out of style – like covaids.
Getting your vaxxy on.
People getting covaids despite getting their vaxxy on 4 times or more!
Ankle monitors for non-criminals. And, black boxes in your car.
Defibrillators on streets and in schools.
Young Economic World Forum Leaders in Prime Crime positions.
Billionaires with stick legs and white wobbly bellies.
In today’s show, Lucy and Lucky and I are debating whether we took crazy pills or if things are really this absurd. Certainly, I never expected the apocalypse to be this funny.
See for yourself!