There is never a shortage of wondrous sights to behold in The Capitol – the crown jewel of the most magnificent country in the world! The seat of the United States of Asshole bureaurats and home of the esteemed and beneficent President Coriolanus Sniff, father of Pandemonium.
This Christmas, the Capitol District has once again put on a show of nut-cracking sashays and flounces… as ever, led by mother-of-a-crack-whore and wife-of-a-pathetillogical-liar… Not-A-Doctor Jill.
An annual event rivaled only by Not-An-American Barack Dronebomber’s Martha’s Boneyard parties and Not-A-Woman Mike Dronebomber’s book signings.
All of whom are featured in today’s video, along with Not-A-Farmer-Or-A-Doctor Kill Gates, whose dream this festive season is to “get ahead of the AI bad guys”, and Not-A-Jolly-Satan-Klaus, who can’t stop himself from humming along to hits like,
- Dreaming of a Slave Christmas,
- White Lung Christmas,
- Satan Baby,
- Joy to the World Enslavement Forum
Along with another all-time Capitol Citizens favorite, created by their own demented reality:
The Twelve Days of Christmas Genocide Programming
(it more or less goes something like this)
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Satan Klaus will give to thee
Twelve crunchy crickets,
Eleven trannies prancing,
Ten soldiers dancing,
Nine pedos squealing,
Eight wokeists screaming,
Seven-billion useless eaters,
Six fake new WEF leaders,
Five DEW bombardments,
Four cyber blitzkriegs,
Three lethal boosters,
Two global wars,
And a total erosion of privaceeeeeeeeee!
The mind-altering ritual reality the world is being initiated into right now is beyond evil. The kind that features terror, ultimate entrapment, and a complete loss of self-identity. The stuff of nightmares and bad trips.
But undeniably real.
Before you become a robot trapped in The Hunger Games mainframe how about finding a way to show the Capitol they don’t own you? That you’re more than just a piece in their Games?
At Anarchapulco REBORN, we will be giving you every single way of breaking out of the Game. It’s up to you if you want to use it.