Dear Satan Klaus,
All I want for Christmas is world peace!
Alex, Age 8
Vorld peace is such an unimaginative present for an articulate and gifted speller such as yourself. I’m glad to see that all zat time in your local government indoctrination camp is paying off.
Getting back to your request for vorld peace…
But my friends the J-Cult and I have gone to all ze trouble of producing a special festive season Hellmark movie about the land-thieving hat-rats murdering the joy of Christmas in Gaza and burying it underneath the rubble of all zey've destroyed! It’s awesome!
For you, I have something much more special in mind, you could say, ze gifts that keep on giving, like,
- Economic collapse
- Inflation & food shortages
- Climate change 2.0
- 5G zombie triggers
- A new plandemic
- A new vwor or two
You can unwrap zem one at a time or all at once.
And maybe, if you’re a very good boy, this time next year you’ll be a good nonbinary chopped-up 9-year-old eunuch. A little soldier for Satan and Satan’s Army, ze Vorld Economic Forum.
But only if you listen to your parents and your teachers and your doctor and your government and make sure you get all ze prevention injections.
Until zen, drink ze fluoride and eat ze bugs and believe all ze Pfairytales as old as Khazaria.
Ps: You must convince your parents NOT TO GO to Anarchapulco REBORN in Mexico in February 2024. To remain one of Satan’s favorites, the very last thing they need is to find out more about indoctrination systems, unschooling, entrepreneurship, and not lethally injecting children. Or, finding and sharing solutions to create freedom from governments and central banking systems.
Remember Alex, the slave prison indoctrination system is supposed to be about control and surveillance and keeping the sheep stupid and fat so they will be too slow to run away, and too dumb to figure out where to run to when the government comes to shear them.
Only BAD kids fight against this! And bad parents, of course.