If you had six months to prepare how and where to bunker down for the harshest winter of your life, where would you go? What would you put in place? Sometimes I just walk my Chihuahua for 40 minutes, throwing the bull. But now and then I have some really important stuff to say, like…

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Babylon Bee wrote a great spoof about Dr. Fraudci Getting In Heated Debate With Seventeen Previous Versions Of Himself… “The virus was created in a lab!” present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing past Fauci to wag his finger and shake his head emphatically. “No, no, no, that’s a deranged conspiracy theory!” past Fauci said. “It’s practically…

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One of the social media warriors’ favorite naggings is “The government Would NEVER Do That!” Let’s see… What else wouldn’t the government do? Would they, for example, approve of intentionally placing homeless children with male pedophiles and even giving these hands-on dads a regular care allowance? Would they allow this practice to go on for…

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Groundhog Day is one of my all-time favorite movies. I’ve watched Bill Murray get up and have the same shitty cold day probably about 20 times. (Then I watched him get the Covaids blahs, but that’s a whole other story) Right now, nothing describes most people’s reality more than Groundhog Day. The same evil geniuses…

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11 Ways the World Will Change By 2030: You vill eat ze bugs You vill drink ze cockroach milk You vill be assimilated You vill turn in ze gun You vill marry and impregnate ze transwoman Yu vill have your child’s gender identity confirmed by Rachel Levine You vill sell ze Bitcoin for 10 Social…

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