Where in the world is Jeff and Lucy?  Now, if I was Arnold Schwarzenegger, aka Son of a Nazi Cop and Self-Proclaimed Admirer of Hitler’s Propaganda Skills, I would say SCREW YOUR NOSINESS!  But I’m not… so I won’t. But just by the way, my whereabouts are none of anyone’s business.  Just like my f*^%#cking…

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The following is based on actual events. The names have been changed and the dialogue recreated. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely intentional. Eat your heart out John Grisham.  Scene 1: Take 2 or 3 A criminal courtroom somewhere in Alberta, Canada Just A Guy: The Covid 19 virus…

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Money laundering: The illegal process of making large amounts of money generated by a criminal activity, such as drug trafficking or terrorist funding, appear to have come from a legitimate source…let’s say…divorce.  When you’re the wealthiest guy in the world ($188.5 billion) but you can be linked to terrorist funding (Antifa/BLM), what do you do…

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Welcome to Dr. Jeff and Lucy’s Acapulco wealth and well-being practice. Feeling great? Healthy? Happy to be alive? Oh no! You might have a killer disease! Let’s test to make sure. Hold still – this will only be a little uncomfortable… The ‘brain scraping’, ‘brain stabbing’ or ‘brain tickling’ swabs have until recently been considered…

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