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The Magician, the Martyr, and the 33% Solution: Why Every Trump Poll Slump Requires A Fake CIA/Mossad Shooting Hoax
“In a horrific moment on April 25 at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, President Trump and members of his Cabinet survived an assassination attempt when shots were fired. The President, First Lady, Vice President, and Cabinet officials are all safe and unharmed. The Secret Service quickly neutralized the threat and evacuated those present. The suspect…
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Read MoreWatching the Matrix Collapse from the Ice: Oilers, Porta-Potties, and the Biohealing Revolution
We escaped Devon, Canada just in time. It wasn't just the cold, the kind that bites through your layers and reminds you that you are a biological meat-sack in a hostile environment. No… I literally almost got ran over by porta-potties rolling down the street. I wish I was joking. This isn't a metaphor for…
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Read MoreOilmageddon: 10 Refineries, 21 Days, Zero Coincidences… ZERO!
The following is a transcript from Jeff Berwick & Wolf Blitzer In The Situation Room: Taco Tuesday Edition. (Before the satellite feed mysteriously cut to static) *** JEFF BERWICK: (Walking through a park in Canada, dodging porta-potties) We’re living through the final days of the Matrix, folks. I see Pete Hegseth is out there reading…
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Read MoreWhy Your Doctor is a High Priest of Death: The Tesla Technology They Desperately Want You to Forget
The biggest scam in human history? Convincing you that you don't own your own body. The Western medical system is a circular firing squad designed for profit, not cures. We are energetic beings living in a plasma universe. It’s time to stop acting like a node on the network and start acting like a sovereign…
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Read MoreStrait to the Bank: How the Hormuz ‘Dire Strait’ Hustle Cleared a Billion in 20 Minutes
There’s nothing straight about the strait… It’s all strait-up lies… (I could go on, but I’m here in Cancun and there’s only one chemtrail-adjacent cloud and life is pretty awesome.) Yeah, so I thought we'd squeeze in one more trip before the grid goes down and all the planes are grounded. Pretty soon, only The…
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Read MoreThe Guzzoline Chronicles: Mad Max, Empty Shelves, and the Great September Reset
No one can say I don’t walk my talk. Literally. In 2020, I warned you to avoid the lethal injection, and that call saved the lives of countless Vigilantes. I stood by my word, not a single drop entered my veins, my wife’s, or my kids’. When I say take up my offer of a…
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Read MoreTrump’s Messiah Complex and the Global Oil Deficit: Mad Max Is Now A Documentary In Real Time
The world is finally melting down exactly like we knew it would, and the collective mind-control is so thick you could cut it with a ritual dagger. In my last video, I broke down the absolute psychosis of Donald Trump posting a video of himself as Jesus. When people had the nerve to point out…
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Read MoreTicks, Toxins & the Great Herd: Surviving the Satanic Pedovores’ Perfect Storm
Okay, so the Strait of Hormuz is now double-locked. Iran shut it down first and then Trump blockaded the blockade just to make sure Agenda 2030 and the Great Reset is properly baked in. What do I mean by that? The “war” in Iran is the ultimate detonator for a scripted global reset, a perfect…
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Read MoreOPEN THE F’KIN STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARD!
Listen up, because the actors on the world stage are finally dropping their scripts and showing the horns. If you think the chaos in the Middle East is about “freedom of navigation” or “national security” then you are still stuck in the Matrix. It is a show. An act. A hellish production run by satanic…
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Read MoreThe Art of War by Don Tsu (Ancient MAGA Text)
In 2,500 years, historians will excavate the scrolls of the Great Diplomatic Circus in the ruins of a Mar-a-Lago bunker. They’ll find the teachings of the Commander-in-Chief, codified for the descendants of tomorrow. The doctrine is simple: Chaos is the only strategy. You cannot lose if you never had a plan. If you don’t know…
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Read MoreEaster Egg ‘Ceasefire’, Weaponized Bugs & Air Vaxxines: All Part of the Pedovore Playbook
This video will probably be obsolete by the time you see it, because things are changing incredibly quickly. Let me see, since I left it off last time… Standing next to the Easter Bunny, Trump boasted how he was going to destroy the entire Persian civilization within the hour unless Iran opened the Strait of…
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Read MoreDe-Aging and Thriving in the Apocalypse: Shorting the Matrix while the Empire Self-Destructs
Today is supposedly D-Day for the Peace President’s annihilation of Iran because they wouldn’t negotiate with terrorists. Whether it happens or not doesn’t really matter to me personally, except for checking how my oil stocks are doing. What you may not real-eyes yet, despite me saying it over and over again, is that whether there’s…
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Read MoreBack To The Stone Age In A Magical Moon Rocket
Welcome to the end of the show. The curtains are fraying, the actors are drunk, and the stage lights are literally exploding, but they’re still trying to keep you glued to the screen. The latest ‘Moon Landing’ reboot is the ultimate April Fool’s prank on lobotomized plantation slaves. They’re lighting up millions of gallons of…
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Read MoreLiving Outside The Matrix: Why I’m Laughing at the Apocalypse… With Jeff Berwick & Victor Hugo
Happy New Year Vigilantes! No, I’m not drunk on happiness or plasma energy… Historically, April 1st marked the beginning of the cycle, aligned with the lunar calendar and the thirteen months of the natural world. But the architects of this inversion couldn't leave it at that. They shifted the calendar to the dead of winter,…
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Read MoreThe Greatest April Fools’ Joke in Human History: No Fuel, Empty Shelves, and the $300 Barrel
Buckle up, because we are watching the same tired script play out with the same predictable actors, and the audience is still falling for the opening act. You remember the hits: “Two weeks to flatten the curve” and “Build Back Better”… It’s always the same rhythmic chanting. Now say it with me (and all the…
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Read MoreSatan Klaus’ Great Reset: Controlled Infrastructure Demolition (The No-Food Lights-Out Edition)
Remember late February 2020? I do. We were watching grainy, scripted propaganda of crisis actors in China falling over in the streets in Wuhan. The normies were panicking, anarcho-capitalists were trying to figure out how much toilet paper they needed to barter for ammunition. Me…? Well, Lucy and I were walking and talking and making…
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Read MoreTHE TRAP IS SPRUNG: Why April 6th Was a Massive Lie and the Global Energy Grid is Already Dead
It’s official. They’re trying to kill us conspiracy theorists. I’ve been doing a video pretty much every day these past few weeks. My whole team is protesting, but there's no way I couldn't do a video today because so many things have happened since yesterday and they are massive, massive things. I guess if you…
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Read MoreSupreme Clown Trump’s 10-Day Propaganda Trap: Why I’m 20x-ing Profits While The World Burns
After having talks with someone high up who shall remain unnamed, Trump is out there claiming Iran asked him to be Supreme Leader and gifted him eight tankers of oil and another two just to say sorry. Bloomberg says they don't exist. Of course they don't. I kind of miss the good old days when…
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Read MoreBaal, Blackouts, and the Petro-Apocalypse: Why $200 Oil is Just the Beginning
You can feel it, can’t you? That low-frequency hum of a civilization redlining. Most people are still distracted by the latest outrage-bait on their feeds, but if you’re reading this, you’ve probably stopped looking at the screen and started looking at the price on the pump, and the flickering of the streetlights. The satanic pedovore…
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Read MoreThe Mother of All Energy Lockdowns: Welcome to the Controlled Demolition of Your Life
Trump’s 5-day demolition clock is counting down to destroying critical infrastructure that's necessary to preserve human life: Water desalinization plants, energy and electric facilities. The new deadline is Friday… because that’s when the markets close for the weekend. If you think I’m exaggerating, take a look at the map. In a matter of weeks, oil…
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Read MoreGlobal Energy Demolition is the New COVID-1984. Welcome to the End of the World (As They Scripted It)
It’s Trump Time! Strap in, because we’re officially at the point of no return. If you still think the Orange Man is playing 4D chess to save you, wake up. Trump’s energy demolition threat has gone from ‘48 hours’ to ‘5 days’ after claiming a ‘productive’ negotiation with ‘someone’ in Iran, only for Iran to…
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