THE DOLLAR VIGILANTE BLOG

Nazi Medical Experiments, Woke Hitler, Toxic Maskulinity and Vaccination Insanity

By Jeff Berwick | April 12, 2021

Ahoy me hearties, let’s see what crawled out of the bung hole this weekend. Bilge rats a’plenty! Like the Prime Harpy from the Land of the Long White Cloud (New Zealand) who just announced “no jab, no job”. Oh, she didn’t say it like that of course, that would be much too honest and transparent.…

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The CDC Mocks NPCs Who Take the Vax, DMX and Prince Philip Today's Vaccine Deaths & Corbett Report is Removed

By Jeff Berwick | April 10, 2021

On today’s episode of Jeopardy! World Tour, with Lucy and Jeff: 1. This country has literally been making a killing with the manufacturing and export of disposable face masks since 2020. Who is China? In 2020, Germany alone imported protective face masks worth around 6 billion euros (7.2 billion U.S. dollars) –– almost all of…

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You Can Ignore Reality But You Can't Ignore the Consequences of Ignoring Reality

By Jeff Berwick | April 8, 2021

Welcome to the Twilight Zone. Where a former Pfizer VP admits that it is “entirely possible this [the vaccine] will be used for massive-scale depopulation”.  And where  parents wrap themselves and their children up in plastic in a form of legalized Munchausen by Proxy, and it’s not considered child abuse, but rather SAVING LIVES!  I…

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The Great Reset Illuminati Covenant Revealed… and Waking Up Zombies to the Plandemic Genocide

By Jeff Berwick | April 4, 2021

Headlines in Hungary (coming to a media outlet near you soon): “Covid numbers are rising DESPITE vaccinations” No dumbasses, they are rising BECAUSE of vaccinations! It’s all part of the plan. Here’s a riddle for you: How does Covid get into a closed down monastery to kill two nuns and infect 28 more? Hmmm. Let…

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Kanadian Communist Lockdown, Vax Passports Planned by EU since 2019 and When Zombies Attack

By Jeff Berwick | April 2, 2021

Watch TV. Don’t think. Don’t question authority. Conform. Surrender. Consume! Consume! Consume! Want a free Kripsy Kreme donut-a-day for the rest of the year? Just show proof of your vax. Have some free pizza with your vaccine shot. Hummus, pastry and coffee also on the menu. Roll a different way? Hey man… we exchange Pot-for-Shots…

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The Never Ending Plandemic, Empty Hospitals, Blocked Canals and the Crypto Six

By Jeff Berwick | March 30, 2021

Just like Slidin’ Biden, the wind is to blame for the world's largest cargo ship stuck in the world’s busiest waterway, preventing any other cargo carriers from getting through. That’s right, the Ever Given, all 220,000-tons of it, ran aground after being blown by strong winds.But not before drawing a big F*%k You penis with…

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Jesus Would Have Taken The Covaids Jab, White Supremacist Shootings… And Other Fact-Checking

By Jeff Berwick | March 25, 2021

WWJD? (That’s Jesus, by the way, not Joe) Well, according to Billy Graham’s son, Franklin Graham insists that we should take the COVID vaccine because Jesus would have done it too. “Anytime there was a vaccine or something that could help protect you, he was an advocate for, he took it,” and “I think if…

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Biden Falling, Fraudci Lying, Magufuli Dying, Bitcoin Mooning!

By Jeff Berwick | March 20, 2021

“John Magufuli: The Cautionary Tale Of The President Who Denied Coronavirus” Headlines like this one from BBC (British Broadcast Censorship) do not get more apropos. It of course refers to Tanzanian President John Magufuli (61), Africa's most prominent Covid-19 denier, who has died mysteriously after: Pointing out the scientific flaws in Covid testing by sending…

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Klaus Schwab's Fourth Reich Reset and Kill Gates' Vaccine Genocide

By Jeff Berwick | March 17, 2021

“vaccinated show no signs of excess deaths” “the vaccine is quite safe” “vaccine hesitancy is a crime against humanity” Ya don’t say… Ok. Let’s look at those other big crimes against humanity –– I’m talking of course about: Concentration Camps: First used from 1900 to 1902 by the British in the Anglo-Boer war, concentration camps…

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Top Vaccine Insider Says The Vax Will Cause a Worldwide Genocide

By Jeff Berwick | March 15, 2021

Me: Alexa, who is the top vaccine guy in the world? She: That would be Dr. Geert Vanden Bossche –– world expert in infectious and immune-mediated diseases including their (immune) pathogenesis and epidemiology; host-pathogen interactions and mechanisms of immune escape; antigen discovery; preclinical vaccine development; and vaccine formulation. He has advised, among others, the Global…

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Lucy and I Are Exhausted, If You Don’t Like This Video Go Fuck Yourself

By Jeff Berwick | March 4, 2021

Jeff lights up. No notes. No memory. Just tired. So tired. If you want your money back after watching this video, let me know AND I’LL REFUND YOU ALL THE MONEY YOU PAID TO SIT THERE WATCHING IT! Fuckers. Jeff lights up. Lucy does Downward Dog. I love you though. And I love Lucy. Even…

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The World Technocratic Forum is Working With Kill Gates to Give You Your Daily Pass

By Jeff Berwick | March 2, 2021

Everything that is going on now is to increase the pressure on you to get a vaccination and become a permanently tracked part of the system. Everything. Microchipping will be next. Because it will make your life so much eeeeaaaasier… No more anal swabs, or brain needles; no more vaccine shots every time you want…

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The Zombie Apocalypse Is Here

By Jeff Berwick | February 28, 2021

The difference between the brain-sucking, flesh-devouring undead and the Hell Ministers of most of the world is just a…wafer-thin mint. I mean have you seen Mr. Creosote, hell minister of Quebec? And Ms. Creosote, hell minister of Denmark? Not to forget Cousin IT Creosote, Biden’s pick for deputy hell secretary of the USSA? (If you…

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So You Thought Those Zombie Movies Were Fiction?

By Jeff Berwick | February 27, 2021

Okay, I don’t want to alarm you, but it looks like it’s time to brush up on your Survival Skills In Case Of A Zombie Apocalypse. Why? Lucy and I discuss more real-time examples in today’s show, but here are some obscure hints: Besides the fact that Nostradamus predicted that the undead would rise in…

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The New World Order, Great Reset, Global Plandemic Band Camp

By Jeff Berwick | February 26, 2021

Bitch I’m Bill Gates I’m on that lean like the Tower of Pisa Spreading 5G ‘cause the virus a feature Making those trillions ‘cause I’m reptilian Me and the Queen we are both the same creature New World Order out in Geneva Linking my ladies if they are Lolita Bitch I’m Bill Gates One moment…

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Be Less White, Get Vaccinated and Stay Away from Cryptocurrencies!

By Jeff Berwick | February 24, 2021

If you go to the southwest desert and catch 100 red fire ants as well as 100 large black ants and put them in a jar, at first, nothing will happen. However, if you violently shake the jar and dump them back on the ground the ants will fight until they eventually kill each other.…

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How You Enjoying Your Dark Winter and Your New Normal?

By Jeff Berwick | February 23, 2021

Isn’t it amazing how you can achieve anything these days? You can be a man feeling awesome about taking on women half your size and testosterone level in women’s sports. Or you can go from college drop-out to IT geek to medical genius to weatherman to farmer in the blink of an eye! No qualifications…

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The Insanity of the Covaids Cult… and Cryptos Skyrocketing as we Enter into the Great Reset

By Jeff Berwick | February 20, 2021

In the medical profession they use the phrase “When you hear hooves, think horse, not zebra.” The principle is simple — the odds are the patient has a more common diagnosis than a rare, improbable one. But what if the stripey things are actually zebras? Or tigers? It’s all connected. And if you don’t understand…

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It Was The Best of Times, It Was The Worst of Times

By Jeff Berwick | February 18, 2021

First there were Pageant Moms, then Dance Moms…now there are Vaxx Moms. You know, the Karens who would do anything to get their kids noticed and in the spotlight –– even if it’s for being the first guinea pigs of the Covid vaccine for children. Do you have a healthy 5-year-old? Want them to star…

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How The Covaids Plandemic Morphed Into The Communist Green New World Order

By Jeff Berwick | February 16, 2021

Hell in a Cell (most of 2020) Royal Rumble (Nov ‘20 to Feb ‘21) Money in the Bank (Can you say $48,000/BTC?) RAW Replays (two down, many to go)  Elimination Chamber (coming soon)  If you feel like you’re currently an extra in a Dubbel-U Dubbel-U Eeeeeee show that’s okay. The similarities are remarkable: It's a…

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Control – Oppress – Victimize – Isolate – Divide (COVID)… That's the Great Reset

By Jeff Berwick | February 14, 2021

Last year a CNBC article shed light on people’s reluctance to wear masks, social distance and self-isolate. YOU are the sociopath! Researchers from Brazil’s State University of Londrina found that people who reported “antisocial traits,” such as low levels of empathy and high levels of callousness and risk-taking, were less-likely to comply with Covid-19 prevention…

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