THE DOLLAR VIGILANTE BLOG

“We got our second dose of the Moderna vaccine 3 days ago (in Florida). We feel like we have a mild case that is very unpleasant. After the first dose a month ago, I had no symptoms and my husband developed nausea and muscle aches that lasted for about 2 days. They gave a much…

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Okay On the count of four As loud as you can You'll say, “Bit-Coin” I'll say, “Huh, yeah” You'll say, “What is it good for?” I'll say, “Absolutely” You'll say, “EVERYTHING” Have you got that? I didn't hear you, have you got that? Yeah… Elon Musk announced Tesla will accept Bitcoin as payment. Jim Cramer…

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With Jeff Bezos no longer running Amazon, sources are reporting that he's looking forward to spending some of his free time destroying small businesses like he always did. This time will be different, however, since he'll be bulldozing them in person. “This has always been my passion,” said Bezos with a jolly smile, “but I've…

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“We hold the largest social movement in global history. Today, we have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. People are waking up to our global call: for racial justice and an end to economic injustice, environmental racism, and white supremacy. We're only getting started ✊🏾” That’s right. Black Lives Matter has been nominated for…

“Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, has-beens and have-nots, get ready for The Greatest Show on Earth! Wanted a little diversion? Were you talked into it? Couldn’t afford tickets to Anarchapulco, was that it? Whatever it was, you are in for a treat with The Lucy and Jeff Show: Death defying acting Incredible acts of…

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8 ways to annoy a Kanadian: Beaver jokes Accent jokes, eh! 51st– state jokes and saying it’s only because the US decided not to take them over that they exist at all Saying “how much is this in real money”? Any criticism against their favorite hockey team (or Canadian beer) Innocently asking what the Canadian…

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Life is good! Silver is up, Bitcoin is up, Monero is up, Dogecoin is up 1,000%. (Giving Lucy and her doge friends an excuse for patronizing every loser who thought Dogecoin was just a joke, including me) …but best of all… People really are waking up. About 1.5 months later than my predicted 21 December,…

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Bend over btchs. You anal schwab is ready. Well, I suppose you still have a choice. (If you’re outside China) Do you want to be Schwabbed in your brain or your butt? That is the question… You’ll own nothing and be happy Remember when the WEF said “You will own nothing and you’ll be happy?”…

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So Joe Biden’s first campaign as the new scary hand puppet-in-charge is to BUILD BACK BETTER! Huh? Is that even English? Although I suppose it is slightly more intelligible than the gibberish drooled so far by the #fakepresident. And guess who else is Building Back Better? Oh, just the World Hell Organization, the United Nations,…

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Throughout history, overlords controlled their subjects through fear. The ever-popular witch hunt is a prime example of maniacs finding a socially acceptable reason for the divergent to be unjustifiably persecuted and/or killed. The Salem PSYOP Between June 1692 and May 1693, fourteen women, five men, and two dogs were executed for their supposed supernatural crimes…

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What does Chelsey Clinton, Melinda Gates, and Joe Biden have in common? Clinton was first called out for publicly wearing her upside-down cross in 2008. She said it was a ‘St. Peter’s cross’. Ten years later, her story has changed to the ‘Greek cross’. And in 2018, the Church of Satan tweetingly denied any affiliation…

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Nostradamus popularly predicted the Great Fire of London in 1666, the French Revolution, beginning of WW2, the Atomic Bomb, Hitler’s ascension, JFK’s assassination, 9/11 and many more world changing events that have been confirmed by the passing of time. Some say Nostradamus was a prophet of the devil. If so, the events he foretold for…

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An end-of-the-world apocalypse. One of the greatest fears of humanity, closely described in the Book of Revelation and visually imagined by countless Hollywood movies. Close, but not quite, like Mad Max, which is said to play off in 2021. VERY much like I Am Legend, also set in 2021, in which Will Smith and his…

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For the past ten months on social-distance-media, every time someone dared to raise concerns about the Covaids insanities and inconsistencies, they were instantly accused of being right-wing Trumpist conservatives. Or conspiracy theorists. All of which are apparently the same thing. Worried about the effects of a vaccine with a rate of adverse reactions already 50x…

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On 6 January 2021, a horny small-time actor with a crazy hairdo tried to take control of the USSA Capitol. Along with the rest of the band of merry misfits who are now on the FBI’s Most Wanted List. Joe Biden called what occurred an “insurrection” that “borders on sedition.” “They weren't protesters. Don't dare…

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The Kaiser Family Foundation released a survey that shows an increasing number of healthcare workers (notably not the TikTok nurses and those who were paid off by dancing in the new year with the DeBlasios) are refusing to take the Covaids vaccine – citing concerns related to potential side effects and a lack of faith…

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Wow. We’re two days into the new year and…just…wow. All I really have to say is this: Life’s a btc and then you die. Used to be a bad thing, but at the reigning price of $33,000 – we’re getting rich off dat’ btc…Yo! The math’s easy. If you’d bought bitcoin at $3.30, or $330,…

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How do you go from tech nerd to the most ingenious Dr. Evil of our lifetime? Secret Identity: Kill Gates Supervillain Name: The Ventriloquist Back Story: Planned to use his genius for the good of humanity, but big corporations and political bosses got in his way and tried to steal his monopoly. Distraught, and humiliated…

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People are dropping like flies from the Covid-19 vaccines. From Israel to Brazil to Alaska and Europe. BUT DON’T  BE ALARMED! Remember the reassuring words from Dr. Kelly Moore, associate director of the Immunization Action Coalition, when she said that “people should not be unnecessarily alarmed if there are reports, once we start vaccinating, of…

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All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for the daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere Their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head, I wanna drown my sorrow No tomorrow, no tomorrow  – From Mad World, Tears for Fears (1982) The…

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The first rule of Christmas? There is no Christmas! Second rule of Christmas Lucy stares death in the eye of a cutie-mundi – also known as a Mexican Raccoon… dum dum dum. Then the clawed, sharp-toothed beast skulks away in fear because the little gal stood up fearlessly, protecting her turf. Third rule of Christmas…

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