We’re From The Global(ist) Satanic Pedovore Mafia And We’re Here To Help
The backroom of the Capitol Pedovore Club was thick with cigar smoke, the smell of jerky, and paranoid whispers.
At the center sat Don “The Boss” Trumpano, slamming his fist on the table. “A disgrace! I made 180 deals to save the world from Iran’s drugs/nukes, and who gets the Nobel Peace Prize? Some total nobody! Consigliere Vance, take this down: anyone badmouthing the Tel Aviv crew gets their visa revoked and gets thrown out of the territory… starting with that peace winner! No visa for you!”
Vance nodded frantically, scribbling notes. “Right away, Don. Also, a reminder from Pete ‘The Enforcer': Once the midterms wrap up and the Houthis take a break from pounding Saudi Arabia, we’re sending troops straight into Tehran.”
“Good,” Trumpano grunted. “I’ll let Bibi know… It’s time to die for Israel”.
“Anyway, where’s Marco ‘The Mouthpiece'?
Rubio leaned out of the shadows. “Right here, Boss. I met with the global Dons… China, Russia, Israel, the Macron Men… We’re coordinating on this new ‘Siberian Plague.' And ‘Billy the Chemist' Gates is back in the backroom, whispering about ‘Plandemic 2.0'… says ‘the next one' will really get everyone's attention. So we’re cooking up a joint vaccine racket – strictly for Families that pay their protection fee.”
“Excellent,” Trumpino said. “If they think to stop our extortion fees, remind them that private cars and planes need oil and gas and we’ve got all the power… and pictures of them on Jeffrey’s island.”
“And Marco, remind the press: anyone talking about Artificial Intelligence from now on is a traitor. From now on, everything is Super Intelligence. If they don't call SI ‘Super Intelligence', they're an enemy of the outfit.”
Just then, Friends of the IDF Michael and Susan Dell slithered into the room… back from handing out ‘Trump accounts’ directly to a group of neighborhood kids… No Parental Consent Required. No Opt-Out Accepted.
“Start 'em young, Don,” the strange lizard lady grinned, swiping a toddler's thumbprint onto a tablet. “We're registering the little ones directly onto the Central Bank Digital Currency ledger. No cash, no off-the-books ice cream money. Total trackability from the cradle.”
Before Trumpano could answer, rival capos Chuck “The Whip” Schumer and Nancy “The Gavel” Pelosi slipped through the door, holding out empty envelopes.
“We need our cut of the war chest, Don,” Chuck purred. “Or we leak the Tehran plan early.”
Trumpano chuckled, flicking a stack of hundred-dollar bills across the table. “Take your cut, Chuck. Just make sure your crew votes for the troop deployment on Monday.”
Nancy scooped up the cash with a razor thin smile. “Pleasure doing business, Don.”
Trumpano sat back, blowing a thick cloud of smoke toward the ceiling. “Red Elephants, Blue Donkeys… it's all the same syndicate. Get the vaccines ready, it’s time for Operation Warp Speed On Speed. They think they’re so smart, dodging our lethal graphene injections and the tech crew’s global satellite activation plan. Let’s see what they do this time when the ovens really are burning.”
In today’s walk ‘n talk…
- Prince Philip is back as the Plague to cull the population
- Beware of Philantropaths handing out shekels to kids
- Confirmation from the largest independent oil trader on the planet that there’s no more oil reserves left to sell.
- Reasons you shouldn’t miss Vital & Awake 2.0 which works out at just $10 per talk!
- And, wouldn’t it be perfect justice if the only thing that counteracts whatever bacteria or bioweapon they just released is the TZLA machine? Plus, why that’s an incredibly likely scenario.
The most dangerous weapon the state possesses isn't a virus. It's your inability to see the ritual being performed right in front of your face.
It’s not just me doing the warning. The banks are telling you what's coming. The oil market is telling you what's coming. Even the cult's own rituals are telling you what's coming.
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