Introducing the New LYGBTQ, Communist Guideline Friendly Dollar Vigilante Makeup Tutorial
Hi, I’m Jennifer, and it is phantasmagorically splendiferous to meet y’all.
As the first-ever Femmy Tranny Vigilante (FTV), I am loud and proud to join the alphabet soup of perma-offended sanctimonious snowflake shitheads who… wait a minute…I just noticed something…
OH! MY! GOD!
This is so exciting. I didn’t even realize before now that my particular acronym is LITERALLY short for Fashion Television!
Did you see that? FTV is so apropos! I am gloriously fashionable and I am on TV. Well, on YouTube, but it’s kinda the same thing, yeah? Unlike that gray hetero agitator Jeff Berwick who has wiped himself off the face of Planet Social Media only to be replaced…by…ME! And a series of my very best make-up tips. None of that Covaids, Kill Gates, Commifornia inflammatory crap. Only Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kisses.
Watch on: LBRY | Bitchute | 153News
But if you’re looking for a laugh, my friends the fact-checkers say you can still find him walking his Chihuahua at the Who-Gives-A-Fck-Club down in Mexico. And on LBRY and BitChute. Or his website at The Dollar Vigilante.
It’s so Anarcho-Capitalism 2020…
But you should know, the poor lawless dingleberry is so distressed after throwing away his YouTube channel, he’s now trying to sell The Great Book Of Conspiracy Theories, disguised (poorly I might add) as something called The Controlled Demolition of the American Empire.
DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK. Do not even look at it. It will put your head in a vice grip and force your mind and your eyes to pop right open – like a certain Mexican dog’s. Avoid it at all costs, which is $14.99 by the way. Although I hear the greedy bastard is going to increase the price as the book continues to climb the best-selling ranks. Better not BUY IT RIGHT NOW!
Right. First served, first come. This was just a free-for-all quicky in the name of LGBTTQQFAGPDTJBFB-YT to introduce my gorgeous self.
See’ya soon!
Mwah, mwah, mwah
xoxo
Jennifer
