WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE
If You See This Anarcho-Chihuahua, DO NOT APPROACH
She Is Armed and Dangerous
A Known Member of the Acapulco Chihuahua Cartel
Call the Beach Cops Immediately
This week I got into a fight with a tourist cop and had face-time with a woman in Zihuatanejo, Mexico.
Watch on: Bitchute
Oh, and Trump got the Covaids. Thirty-three times. If that matters to you.
If it doesn’t, let me remind you:
In 2015, a Forbes article was titled “Inside the Epic Fantasy That’s Driven Donald Trump for 33 Years”.
Two years later he became president of the USSA.
In March this year, CNN said, “Trump made 33 false claims about the coronavirus crisis in the first two weeks of March”. And in July, they reported that Trump enacted his 33rd use of the Defense Production Act.
In August, 33 US States Reject Trump Administration’s Covid Testing Guidelines – according to ndtv.com
On 24 September, USA News reported that “The president also announced that 33 million Medicare beneficiaries will in the coming weeks be receiving a card for $200 to help pay for prescription drugs.”
And five days ago, on 30 September, Donald Trump’s website posted “Correct the Record: Biden Makes 33 False or Misleading Claims at The Debate.”
Right before he tested positive for Covaids-19.
But don’t worry, he’s still in fine tweeting condition – even from his hospital bed.
Back to Zihuatanejo, which, unlike Trump, is actually quite popular in Hollywood…
- In Shawshank Redemption, Zihuatanejo is the “quiet paradise” where Andy Dufresne dreams of escaping to.
- In Psych one guy mentioned that he needs to start taking more risks to which another guy asks “Does that mean we can go cliff diving in Zihuatanejo?”
- And in Last Man on Earth, a post-apocalyptic comedy series, the cast moves to Zihuatanejo to flee the carnage in Commiefornia.
Watch today’s Lucy and Jeff Show to see what prisoners dream of… and what you should do to get your free daily fix of The Dollar Vigilante – even when we’re in the YouTube naughty corner for Spam, Scams & Deceptive Practices.
(Which sounds like a great sequel to Controlled Demolition of The American Empire – my new book which will be available soon)
“ANDY: Think you’ll ever get out of here?
RED: Sure. When I got a long white beard and about three marbles left rolling around upstairs.
ANDY: Tell you where I’d go. Zihuatanejo.
ANDY: Mexico. Little place right on the Pacific. You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific? They say it has no memory. That’s where I’d like to finish out my life, Red. A warm place with no memory. Open a little hotel right on the beach. Buy some worthless old boat and fix it up like new. Take my guests out charter fishing.”
– The Shawshank Redemption