The first rule of Christmas?
There is no Christmas!
Second rule of Christmas
Lucy stares death in the eye of a cutie-mundi – also known as a Mexican Raccoon… dum dum dum. Then the clawed, sharp-toothed beast skulks away in fear because the little gal stood up fearlessly, protecting her turf.
Third rule of Christmas
If you still think Christmas is cancelled because of a virus, I will leave you to your socialism-distancing in the name of SAVING LIVES.
Fourth rule of Christmas
There will be no Christmas ever again because there is no place for love, abundance and religion in communism. Devotion and worship shall be exclusively devoted to the Party and its Leaders.
Fifth rule of Christmas
Peace and goodwill toward men is something granted by your government, and they can and will take it back at any time. Because that’s the contract you signed with the devil when you chose “safety” and the “common good” in return for the Party’s right to repress the following anarchist activities:
- freedom of speech
- right to privacy
- freedom of movement
- freedom of association
- freedom of trade
- freedom of religion; and
- freedom from arbitrary detention.
Does this jingle a bell? Are you feeling jolly yet? Need more proof?
Sure! Santa Jeff is happy to oblige:
The key characteristics of communism are (in no particular order)
- Common Good
- Central Planning
- State Ownership
- Bureaucratic Elite
- Single Party System
- No Christmas.
Watch today’s video if you’d like to know how to increase your $600 stimulus check. I’ll give you a hint – give up your job!
And maybe soon there’ll be rewards for delivering rebels and “traitors to the cause” like me and Lucy… (like, for example, the IMF’s new proposal for punishing dissidents by lowering their credit score if they go to bad websites)
Maybe the Mexican Raccoon will be first in line to claim the bounty.
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“4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, Jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.”
— The Grinch Who Stole Christmas