Where did stuffing come from? No one really knows. I mean, think back to the first Thanksgiving dinner…
There’s nothing in any history book to suggest aliens were NOT present at the table, right?
Going by the fact checkers’ standards, that clearly implies it could be perfectly possible that a few UFO’s pulled in to join the overlord colonialists and their soon-to-be-naturalized indigenous compadres at dinner. In fact, saying that stuffing was not gifted to earthlings by extraterrestrials could be construed as downright spreading of misinformation… and racial discrimination.
Right? If it’s good for the goose it’s good for the turkey.
What I can tell you is that you are 100% trussed up, stuffed and cooked if you tick one of more of the following Jeff’s Survival Of The Fittest Turkey boxes:
- Don’t trust government
- Have a gun
- Grow your own food
- Don’t watch TV
- Have a like-minded community
Then there is the “Things That Give People Increased Heart Attacks, Strokes And Heart Disease” checklist:
- Climate change
Plan Coronavirus isn’t working, fall back on Orchestrated Global Warming Hysteria
It goes on and on. It’s a dramedy of apocalyptic proportions, and if you think that mere humans can machinate all this evil, you are dead wrong. No cabal of mortals have the power to unleash universal evil all at once. They are merely the executor and executioner. We are fighting a spiritual war right now and wasting your days in front of the TV or wasting away at the hand of physical and mental temptations, you are becoming more and more ill-equipped, unprepared, or simply not aware of what we’re up against, or who the real enemy even is.
Want to know who you can trust? Your dog. You can trust your dog.
Lucy told me she’s very bored with all the Covid crap, so we bring you Lucy and Jeff Show:The Movie, featuring:
Joe Biden’s Thanksgiving Rambling
Eisenhower’s Death Camps, and
Jeff’s Escape Plan From Kanada.
Warning: This video contains graphic images of civilians in Rotterdam, Austria and Australia getting mad and getting even.
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