Is Russia going to invade?
Is China going to take over the world?
Is the dollar going to vanish and we have to kneel to POTUS Pelosi?
Is Satan Klaus going to turn off the power and make us all eat bugs?
Will this lead to a zombie uprising in demand for the internet and flesh?
But having some situational awareness and being prepared for anything, regardless of whether something happens in our lifetime or not… not a horrible idea.
Besides everything else, living out in the sticks makes for unpolluted air, non-toxic food, cheaper and safer living, less stress, and more privacy.
This is why I’m calling today’s show, “Farmer Jeff and Lucy’s Country Adventure – Rural Bunking With All The Mod-Cons”.
It’s a good one! We have stuff on:
- American “Independence” Day – don’t y’all just love all your government-approved freedom? (Also, God bless Will Smith for saving us from the aliens)
- Sharpen your machete and polish your musket – who’s up for some partying like it’s 1776? Watch how the farmers and fishermen are standing up to the tyrants out in the Netherlands and across the world – right now!
- The people who are being silenced for speaking out.
- The country that drank Kool Aid with their piri-piri chicken… now paying the price.
- And, the snake oil salesmen who are getting away with murder and mayhem.
- Or, just watch because I’m making fun of Peter Schiff.
Getting back to “Lucy and Jeff’s Rural Idyll”, you should know that this lifestyle is not without peril aka Beware the Soil!
The media has issued dire warnings to gardeners that soil is a killer cause of killer heart disease!
Other causes of grave concern regarding the sudden increase in heart attacks are solar flares and shitting too hard.
Hence, my final words of advice.
Stock up on toilet paper and heirloom seeds, BUT:
Wear gloves when planting.
And, don’t strain your pooper.
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