Have you heard the one about the Pole, the German, and the Austrian lining up for miles to buy coal for the winter…?
It’s no joke! The 10 Dark Winters Of Severe Illness & Death’ is the new ‘2 Weeks To Flatten The Curve’.
In Europe at least.
But don’t despair. If you can’t afford gas or get electricity, food is unavailable, and inflation left you homeless – there’s always euthanasia!
Speaking of… Remember when you had to get a Covaids jab to get euthanized in Canada and Germany? And how we talked about how Statist Kanada will help you die if you run out of money and food? Well, euthanasia is now the 6th leading cause of death in Kanada. Guess a lot of people can’t afford to eat or pay their health bills…
Of course, state-approved-murder-suicide is nothing new, as we can see by the world’s current ‘death charts’, with ‘ill-defined and unknown causes’ being a clear front-runner. Chased by heart disease and strokes.
Or, if you escaped the death-shot (so far), there’s always death-by-parasite. For some home-cooked ideas that the whole family can enjoy, get Satan Klaus’ new recipe book, including old and new favorites, like Macron Maggot Mousse, Trudeau Tick Tamales, and the Harari Hornet Hashbrown.
And remember, you can now swallow down your bug burger with a delicious sewage smoothie or Kill Gates’ Aquashit.
- In today’s show, we explore more ways your life will suck if you’re born in Kanada, Europe, and the USSA (sponsored by Pfizer and Moderna). Especially if you’re straight, white, and not a demonrat.
- Also, the 33 ways monkeypox can be confused for restless anal syndrome – a new Covid symptom! I shit you not.
- And, why you should definitely sign up for The Crypto Vigilante Summit – Hardware Basics Edition – a 1-day Masterclass on everything you need to know about hardware to keep your crypto safe, secure, and convenient while creating more profits.
Time to squish some bugs!