Kill Gates, Satan Klaus And Dr. Fraudci Be Dropping Bodies With The Injectable Coincidence Climate Change
Are you the total package when it comes to villainy and vileness? Do you have what it takes to inspire terror in your foes and absolute loyalty in your groupies? This might be the opportunity you’ve been looking for!
Supervillain Ensemble Requires Up-and-Coming Group Members:
The ideal candidate uses they/them/their brilliant mind to augment they/them/their own power and quest for control. They/them/they are smart, powerful, and entertaining. Can be bombastic and unrealistic, pontificating about they/them/their plans and speaking in the third person like an old-fashioned serial villain.They/them/they are the epitome of being a hero in their own mind. They/them/their goals and motivations are quite logical… and their ruthlessness in doing whatever it takes to achieve them is legendary.
Previously perfected diabolical laugh or maniacal giggle is a bonus, for example, mwahahaha, muwhahaha, muahahaha, bwahahaha or other.
Essential traits
An unquenchable lust for power, and a towering ego
A deep desire for chaos and destruction
Strong focus on world domination.
Criminal insanity
Key skills & experience
Preference will be given to candidates previously employed as any of the following:
- Political leader
- Corrupt business owner
- Tech wunderkind
- Scientific genius
- Crisis Actor
- Hollyweird Actor, Singer, or Tik Tok celebrity
About the job
Must be prepared for long working hours, taking part in genocide schemes, climate change scams, and other assorted overly elaborate plots to take over the world
Annual European breakaway incentive
Long-term position for the right candidates
On-the-job training provided
Equal Opportunities Employer
We are an equal opportunities employer, however, trans, non-binary, grossly overweight hellth workers, the previously misunderstood, and the currently offended will receive preferential treatment.
We look forward to receiving your application. All applications are read. Please include the reference details of any supervillains you have previously worked for.
Non-smoker preferred.
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