THE DOLLAR VIGILANTE BLOG

Pride Before The Fall: PedoJoe's Snow White CONgress & The Seven Deadly Sins

By Jeff Berwick | June 5, 2023

“Hey-ho, hey-ho, it's home from work we go Another day of suck and blow,  We fooked things up, put on a show,  Hey-ho, hey-ho, hey-ho, hey-ho.”  It’s that time of the year again! And, in the Gaytrix, everything is possible – an equal opportunity shitshow for rainbow capitalism and gender fairy tales.  So, in the…

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Here Comes The Apocalypse And The End Of Kali Yuga Right On Target!

By Jeff Berwick | June 1, 2023

It’s been Memorial Day, so let’s take a moment to think of the toy soldiers who volunteered to be pushed around the board in Risk IRL: Global Domination.  In almost every culture and religion there are times or periods where society becomes incredibly sick.  In Hinduism, it is called Kali Yuga.  In Christianity, it is…

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Gubermints Gone Gaga… And…Resisting the Rainbow Reset

By Jeff Berwick | May 24, 2023

We magic money – out of thin air.  If you’re poor or sick, have no fear!  We’ll kill you for free BECAUSE WE CARE!  We’ll poison anyone that stands in our way, Young minds… healthy bodies… it’s equal play Hey man, we’ll even suicide your beer! And while you groan and bitch and jeer,  The…

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WEF Supremacy, Pedophilia, And Cannibalism… It's All Good, ‘Cause Google Told Me So

By Jeff Berwick | May 17, 2023

In 2016, Elon Musk said “there's a one in billions chance we're in base reality,” and explained that though we think we're flesh-and-blood participants in a physical world, we are almost certainly computer-generated entities living inside a more advanced civilization's video game. If he’s right, and he probably is, it’s designed by the sickest, funniest,…

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Coronation of the New World Order, and the Pedos, Prostitutes, Perverts and Pinheads in Charge

By Jeff Berwick | May 13, 2023

It’s been a few days since Lucy and I did a show, but hopping from Monaco to Mexico via the land of Weiswurst and Schnitzel takes it out of you! So while I’ve been resting and getting back to normal after our holiday, a few things happened around the world, not the least of which…

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Bank Collapse Halt Order: Pedo Hitler Has Spoken

By Jeff Berwick | May 4, 2023

Well, poker in Monte Carlo was a bust.  Less of a bust than the Banks of America!  More of a bust than the Epstein Island scapegoat-patsy line-up.  Today we talk about pirates and highway robbery and that one time when JP Morgan was supposed to be on the Titanic, but wasn't, because he decided to…

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The Big Bluff: Gods of War & Weather Flush Gods of Disinformation & Dissent

By Jeff Berwick | April 30, 2023

Sitting at the inclusively diverse table of the Great Rigged Reality Poker Game are the gods of War & Weather… Disinformation & Dissent… Helth… and You, the undergod.  The stakes are high.  The reward is massive.  The winner takes all.  Of course, everything you see in the Fake Stream Media is scripted. In the last…

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Fighting Racism, Capitalism & Colonialism With Climate Change And Pink Heels

By Jeff Berwick | April 25, 2023

Ah man, you have to love pre-programming!  Do you remember Audi’s 2010 ‘Green Police’ advert (check out today’s show to see the ad) which went something like this:  Audi introduced viewers to the Green Police, who overzealously track your carbon footprint in an Orwellian eco-friendly police state, with checkpoints, raids, and constant intrusion into people's…

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Bureau-rats, Billionaires And Bitcoin – A Jeff And Lucy European Adventure

By Jeff Berwick | April 20, 2023

Ancient Greece wasn’t concerned with something as mundane as “economics”, considering it subservient to other themes far more crucial to human life and society, like “justice”, “virtue”, “the good”, and “the beautiful”. Sound familiar, you ranting demo-rat and ‘progressive’ SJWs and braindead Gen Z fresh from dumbed down government indoctrination camps?  Economic questions and problems…

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Have Fun Staying Poor, Sick, Woke, Addicted And Gov-Dependent

By Jeff Berwick | April 14, 2023

Me, back in 1990, asking my 2023 future self, “Hey, Jeff – what’s the future like?” Response:  Well, this week, the Dalai Lama wanted a boy to lick him on TV. And then, the President of the United States urged the Irish to go out and lick the world, becoming the butt of Irish jokes…

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The Easter Bunny Is Real, And So Are Covaids, Climate Change & Pregnant Men

By Jeff Berwick | April 10, 2023

Imagine a depopulation plan so diabolical and so perfect, you could literally pull it off without 90% of the herd even knowing what was going on. Or even better, get the herd to ignore their own fate and actively participate in it! Because getting Joe Public to fully immerse itself in make-believe is laughably easy.…

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Beyond The Reset: No More Meat, No More Weiners

By Jeff Berwick | April 6, 2023

In the last few weeks, the Great Reset Agenda Accelerator has gone supernova. And, nonstop deals are being made all around the world to get around the mangled dollar. Because when the US dollar stops being used as the world’s reserve currency, you can look forward to Meanwhile, the Allies and the Axis are scuffling…

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Night Of The Living Trannies… And The Trump Indictment Distraction

By Jeff Berwick | April 3, 2023

April Fool’s Day has been canceled this year because no one can make up better shit than The Wokes going ballistic not because of a tranny shooting up a school, but because… #victim shaming!! How dare you, you TRANSPHOBE!?  SHE/HER is the victim here! Just ask Madonna, who announced her Trans Rights concert “For Our…

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How D'ya Sleep While The Banks Are Burning, ‘Cause I Feel Fine!

By Jeff Berwick | March 27, 2023

Want to start a fire?  Imagine a great big pile of deadwood economist-politicians, add some obsolete bank branches, gather a big lump of Fictional Reserve IOUs for kindling, throw in a few greasy central banksters… et voila!  I jest, but you know who is really good at starting fires?  The French. Viva la revolucion!  Also…

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Take Me Down To The 15-Minute City, Where The Woke Are Broke And The Food Is Shitty

By Jeff Berwick | March 22, 2023

This could be an actual Twitter chat. It’s not, but it could be.  A: posts meme – “The year is 2042, my electric car won’t start because yesterday I used the wrong pronoun. No air conditioner in my 30 sq ft pod, because I’ve reached my monthly allotment of farts.” B: What are you saying?…

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Anarcho-Capitalist, Futurist & Crypto Pirate: Is This The Most Interesting Man In The World?

By Jeff Berwick | March 20, 2023

The joke goes that you don’t have to be able to outrun the zombies, just the slowest guy in your group.  Right. Which is why you need to get the f#ck off that couch, get pumping in the gym, run around the block like it’s the apocalypse and you’re the fat guy, or go and…

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HYPERINFLATION COMETH: To QE Infinity and Beyond!

By Jeff Berwick | March 18, 2023

If you’re looking for a killer drinking game, it might be based on taking a swig every time:  For example, in May 2021,  Janet Yellen said “It may be that interest rates will have to rise somewhat to make sure that our economy doesn't overheat, even though the additional spending is relatively small relative to…

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FINANCIAL CONTAGION: Silicon Valley Bank Collapse and USDC Drop Just The Beginning of the Financial Collapse

By Jeff Berwick | March 13, 2023

Banks!  Uh…Ah.  What are they good for?  ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ADSC lesson that people just don’t seem to learn. No matter how often history repeats itself, or how many times Ed Bugos and I issue warnings of imminent financial collapse, chaos, and banking system failures.  Let’s see.  1929: On Black Monday, October 28, 1929, the Dow…

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Pandemics, Wars, (S)elections & Insurrections… In The Matrix Of Fraud, IT'S ALL AN INSIDE JOB!

By Jeff Berwick | March 11, 2023

Today’s intro song is Olympus Has Fallen by Topher and D.Cure and it’s pretty damn accurate, except for a few things, like THE GOVERNMENT HAS NEVER BEEN “FOR THE PEOPLE!”  And, IT’S ALL AN INSIDE JOB!  Hello America, don't it seem like we're neglected The government gaining more power from every person infected Not from…

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The New Variant Is Global Parasites And They're Already Mutating

By Jeff Berwick | March 8, 2023

A fictitious virus that broke the world? The Chinese did it! The need for Global Digital ID? Covaids did it!  War? The Russians did it!  Tax extortion? Ukraine needs it! Water, power, and food crises? Must feed the Climate Goblin! An army of neutered zombie kids? Blame white supremacists and racist homophobes. It certainly has…

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The Zelensky Show $500 Billion To The Naked Whorelord In Heels

By Jeff Berwick | March 3, 2023

Give your sons and daughters to Ukraine.   Give yourself to the Dark Side. You’d expect this instruction from the evil red-haired clown luring and lurking in the sewers, right?  You’d be half right, if the clown was a naked dancing dwarf in bondage gear and heels.  Fast forward a few years, and this Soros progeny…

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