The Easter Bunny Is Real, And So Are Covaids, Climate Change & Pregnant Men

Imagine a depopulation plan so diabolical and so perfect, you could literally pull it off without 90% of the herd even knowing what was going on. Or even better, get the herd to ignore their own fate and actively participate in it! Because getting Joe Public to fully immerse itself in make-believe is laughably easy.…

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Night Of The Living Trannies… And The Trump Indictment Distraction

April Fool’s Day has been canceled this year because no one can make up better shit than The Wokes going ballistic not because of a tranny shooting up a school, but because… #victim shaming!! How dare you, you TRANSPHOBE!?  SHE/HER is the victim here! Just ask Madonna, who announced her Trans Rights concert “For Our…

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How D’ya Sleep While The Banks Are Burning, ‘Cause I Feel Fine!

Want to start a fire?  Imagine a great big pile of deadwood economist-politicians, add some obsolete bank branches, gather a big lump of Fictional Reserve IOUs for kindling, throw in a few greasy central banksters… et voila!  I jest, but you know who is really good at starting fires?  The French. Viva la revolucion!  Also…

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Take Me Down To The 15-Minute City, Where The Woke Are Broke And The Food Is Shitty

This could be an actual Twitter chat. It’s not, but it could be.  A: posts meme – “The year is 2042, my electric car won’t start because yesterday I used the wrong pronoun. No air conditioner in my 30 sq ft pod, because I’ve reached my monthly allotment of farts.” B: What are you saying?…

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Anarcho-Capitalist, Futurist & Crypto Pirate: Is This The Most Interesting Man In The World?

The joke goes that you don’t have to be able to outrun the zombies, just the slowest guy in your group.  Right. Which is why you need to get the f#ck off that couch, get pumping in the gym, run around the block like it’s the apocalypse and you’re the fat guy, or go and…

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