Have Fun Staying Poor, Sick, Woke, Addicted And Gov-Dependent

Me, back in 1990, asking my 2023 future self, “Hey, Jeff – what’s the future like?” Response:  Well, this week, the Dalai Lama wanted a boy to lick him on TV. And then, the President of the United States urged the Irish to go out and lick the world, becoming the butt of Irish jokes…

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The Easter Bunny Is Real, And So Are Covaids, Climate Change & Pregnant Men

Imagine a depopulation plan so diabolical and so perfect, you could literally pull it off without 90% of the herd even knowing what was going on. Or even better, get the herd to ignore their own fate and actively participate in it! Because getting Joe Public to fully immerse itself in make-believe is laughably easy.…

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Beyond The Reset: No More Meat, No More Weiners

In the last few weeks, the Great Reset Agenda Accelerator has gone supernova. And, nonstop deals are being made all around the world to get around the mangled dollar. Because when the US dollar stops being used as the world’s reserve currency, you can look forward to Meanwhile, the Allies and the Axis are scuffling…

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Night Of The Living Trannies… And The Trump Indictment Distraction

April Fool’s Day has been canceled this year because no one can make up better shit than The Wokes going ballistic not because of a tranny shooting up a school, but because… #victim shaming!! How dare you, you TRANSPHOBE!?  SHE/HER is the victim here! Just ask Madonna, who announced her Trans Rights concert “For Our…

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How D’ya Sleep While The Banks Are Burning, ‘Cause I Feel Fine!

Want to start a fire?  Imagine a great big pile of deadwood economist-politicians, add some obsolete bank branches, gather a big lump of Fictional Reserve IOUs for kindling, throw in a few greasy central banksters… et voila!  I jest, but you know who is really good at starting fires?  The French. Viva la revolucion!  Also…

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