Nanny State: A Permit Patty and BBQ Becky In Every Neighborhood

[featured-img] Who needs paramilitary police with the legal authority to shoot you at will, when you’ve got crazy citizens like Permit Patty? It seems like a disturbing new trend: the rise of busybody code-enforcers. Or, as I call it, slave-on-slave crime. It’s also called Stockholm Syndrome. These miserable victims of the state have learned to…

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Another Broken Promise: Trump Taxes The Internet

[featured-img] Sound the alarm! Our government overlords have now granted themselves the authority to further extort one of the last bastions of freedom: the internet. In a monumental ruling overturning nearly 50 years of legal precedent, the US Supreme Court has given states the power to tax online retailers. Originally, internet companies were somewhat sheltered from…

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Domino’s Pizza Answers Statists Who Ask “Who Will Build Muh Roads?”

[featured-img] A privately-owned pizza company is fixing potholes on public roads—because that’s how useless government is. Yes, Domino’s is answering the age-old question, if not the state, who will build the roads? Whenever brainwashed statists default to their seemingly programmed response of, “But, who will build the roads?”, my natural response is, “They’re already built!” Really, have they…

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