OPEN THE F’KIN STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARD!

Listen up, because the actors on the world stage are finally dropping their scripts and showing the horns. If you think the chaos in the Middle East is about “freedom of navigation” or “national security” then you are still stuck in the Matrix. It is a show. An act. A hellish production run by satanic…

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The Art of War by Don Tsu (Ancient MAGA Text)

In 2,500 years, historians will excavate the scrolls of the Great Diplomatic Circus in the ruins of a Mar-a-Lago bunker. They’ll find the teachings of the Commander-in-Chief, codified for the descendants of tomorrow. The doctrine is simple: Chaos is the only strategy. You cannot lose if you never had a plan. If you don’t know…

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Covid Way Worse Than Thought!

Covid Way Worse Than Thought! Papayas in Tanzania Infected With Covfefe19!   Activate maximum lockdown!!! Papayas have Covid now! All papayas must be 6 feet apart! (Quails and goats too please) As of 5 May, Tanzania had about 480 Covid-19 cases including 16 deaths. So the president ordered a secret testing of a papaya, a…

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Welcome to Gray State

Welcome to Gray State… The Movie Producer Who Predicted Today and Was Suicided David Crowley described his movie Gray State as a “road map for a second American Revolution.” The movie trailer, released in 2013, was set in a dystopian near-future where American civil liberties are trampled by an unrestrained federal government, and travel restrictions,…

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