THE DOLLAR VIGILANTE BLOG

All Aboard Air Fraudci: A Lie As American As Apple Pie

By Jeff Berwick | July 10, 2021

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. I’m not a real captain, with training or anything, but that doesn’t matter. Just trust me. First, I’d like to welcome everyone on the Midnight Meat Plane…err…Express. We are currently cruising at an altitude of 33,000 feet at an airspeed of 666 miles per hour.…

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George Orwell’s 1984 Was Just a Few Decades Early

By Jeff Berwick | July 9, 2021

You want to talk hate-speech? Or extremism? Just walking my dog and wondering, how is open talk (and applause) about how we should reduce and control the population not the epitome of hate speech? We talk about Kill Gates and Satan Klaus a lot, largely because their eugenics and Great Reset plans are out and…

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Take A Chance on the Jab! New Boris Variant Approved!

By Jeff Berwick | July 6, 2021

“I have landed. Prisoner #1698 is how I will officially request to be referred to. American Independence Day. The irony is blatant. My 14 days of solitary, paid incarceration has commenced. The process to enter Australia is beyond draconian. We were escorted off to the airport by police and military personnel. Our first checkpoint took…

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Vaxville: The Total Enslavement of the Human Race Engineered by Kill Gates and Satan Klaus

By Jeff Berwick | July 3, 2021

“Vexille: That was 10 years ago just after the government implemented the whole isolation policy. We began hearing reports of a mass epidemic, some unknown disease in the country. The details were vague at first, nothing of the cause or transmission of the disease, only that it was highly contagious and, in most cases, fatal.…

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Republikflucht: The Karen Apocalypse and the Great Reset

By Jeff Berwick | July 1, 2021

The Karens. Social justice warriors with absolute moral certitude, humorless, self-important, placing themselves on the moral high ground like fire and brimstone preachers, shaming the infidels as deplorable. Twitter trolls acting as the Spanish Inquisition, attempting to destroy a reputation or career for minor infractions against “woke” scripture. (Or delivering Covaids-19 “misinformation” and “false vaccine…

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Governments are the Terrorists, Covaids is Just One of their Many Tools of Enslavement and Murder

By Jeff Berwick | June 29, 2021

“The unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.” Who does that sound like to you? In fact, it’s the official definition of terrorism. Guess my friend John McAfee would have agreed. Before he got wackd…suicided…erased…call it what you will. And he’s not the first, or the last,…

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Killing With Glee: The Politics of Fear and Starvation

By Jeff Berwick | June 23, 2021

It’s 2030 and you live in a “Vertical Self-Management Center (VSC)” This VSC is less a co-living/co-working community of happy remote-working vegans without cars and kitchens, and more a skyscraper-like prison with hundreds of levels and thousands of involuntary inmates. Each day, an elaborate feast is laid out on a platform, which drops from floor…

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The Kill Gates and Klaus Schwab Great Reset Continues On… Are People Waking up?

By Jeff Berwick | June 20, 2021

Pheeeuw…it’s been a few days! First, because I’ve been zooming around with the guys from ECI Developments to work out some stuff for the vigilante community in Puerto Vallarta. (Good things are coming!) Second, because Lucy and I just didn’t feel like going out in our yellow slickers and gumboots, screaming at the video lens…

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Whack ‘Em All: How To Get Away With Murder

By Jeff Berwick | June 15, 2021

“There’s a new game we like to play, you see, a game with added reality. You treat me like a dog, get me down on my knees. Forget all about equality –– it’s a lot like life and that’s what’s appealing.” –– Master and Servant, Depeche Mode (1984) I am, of course, referring to the…

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The New World Order Of The First Galactic Empire

By Jeff Berwick | June 10, 2021

Here’s a question to ask your Covaxx-taking brethren: Were you on Frodo Baggins and Luke Skywalker’s sides in Lord of the Rings and Star Wars? If so, why are you now supporting the empire? The empires which, disturbingly, either closely resemble a certain “secret society” or are based on the One Ring forged to gain…

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The Mystical Art Of Confusion Called Fau Chi

By Jeff Berwick | June 8, 2021

Fraudy Fauci sat on a wall, Fraudy Fauci had a big fall All the queen’s horses, and All the queen’s men, Couldn’t put Fraudci together again. Yeah… Talking about the queen coming to the prince’s rescue –– have you heard the one about Fauci and Epstein? Turns out Anthony Fraudci is long-time friends with the…

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The Dr. Fraudci and Kill Gates Scam of the Century

By Jeff Berwick | June 6, 2021

A lot of things haven’t made sense for a while, right? Like the mass worship of Your Holiness, Dr. Fraudci. And the omnipotence of Kill Gates. Elon Musk. Most of all the wave upon wave of Covaids cons and subsequent vaccination fraud, extortion and bribery. The past 15 months could be summed up by one…

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Idiocracy, They Live and The Rockefeller/Gates Plan to Cancel Culture

By Jeff Berwick | June 4, 2021

I could start this blog with “Don’t listen to morons, ever.” That would basically be the same as starting this blog with “They’re dumbing down the kids and no one’s noticing because they’re so busy being social justice warriors.” Especially the kids in question. Generation Z is said to be the strongest generation America has…

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URGENT: You May Only Have Six Months Before the Zombie Apocalypse, Great Reset Vax Genocide Begins

By Jeff Berwick | June 1, 2021

If you had six months to prepare how and where to bunker down for the harshest winter of your life, where would you go? What would you put in place? Sometimes I just walk my Chihuahua for 40 minutes, throwing the bull. But now and then I have some really important stuff to say, like…

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All The World’s A Stage And Then You Die… From The Vax

By Jeff Berwick | May 29, 2021

Babylon Bee wrote a great spoof about Dr. Fraudci Getting In Heated Debate With Seventeen Previous Versions Of Himself… “The virus was created in a lab!” present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing past Fauci to wag his finger and shake his head emphatically. “No, no, no, that’s a deranged conspiracy theory!” past Fauci said. “It’s practically…

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Morbidly Obese People Concerned With Health Line Up For Vax Death Jab Smorgasbord

By Jeff Berwick | May 27, 2021

One of the social media warriors’ favorite naggings is “The government Would NEVER Do That!” Let’s see… What else wouldn’t the government do? Would they, for example, approve of intentionally placing homeless children with male pedophiles and even giving these hands-on dads a regular care allowance? Would they allow this practice to go on for…

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Bill Murray Stars In The Covaids Great Reset Day That Never Ends

By Jeff Berwick | May 25, 2021

Groundhog Day is one of my all-time favorite movies. I’ve watched Bill Murray get up and have the same shitty cold day probably about 20 times. (Then I watched him get the Covaids blahs, but that’s a whole other story) Right now, nothing describes most people’s reality more than Groundhog Day. The same evil geniuses…

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Every Breath You Take, Satan Klaus Will Be Watching You

By Jeff Berwick | May 22, 2021

11 Ways the World Will Change By 2030: You vill eat ze bugs You vill drink ze cockroach milk You vill be assimilated You vill turn in ze gun You vill marry and impregnate ze transwoman Yu vill have your child’s gender identity confirmed by Rachel Levine You vill sell ze Bitcoin for 10 Social…

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The Apocalypse Is Here… and It Is Crazier Than Even I Thought It Would Be!

By Jeff Berwick | May 20, 2021

History is the best teacher of what is evil. Tribes in New Guinea killed and ate their enemies, including children. The Assyrians killed and tortured all who resisted and destroyed their cities. The Greeks also killed competing friends and foes.   The Romans killed anyone who resisted them and raped all the women. Aztec Emperor Moctezuma…

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Tip Toe To Tyranny… Now It Comes With Free French Fries!

By Jeff Berwick | May 18, 2021

When the government has to offer chips, scholarships and million-dollar lottery draws as “incentives” for people to get vaxxed, business must be slow. But what’s a tyrant-in-training to do when the sheeple are suddenly developing decidedly mule-like tendencies in the face of serving as lab rats?  It’s a veritable zoo out there. The vaccine side…

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Every Breath You Take, Satan Klaus Will Be Watching You

By Jeff Berwick | May 16, 2021

11 Ways the World Will Change By 2030: You vill eat ze bugs You vill drink ze cockroach milk You vill be assimilated You vill turn in ze gun You vill marry and impregnate ze transwoman Yu vill have your child’s gender identity confirmed by Rachel Levine You vill sell ze Bitcoin for 10 Social…

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